Jesse Newland

9 Posts tagged with humor

HAI. IM IN UR BUCKETS MAKING UP FORMATS

Hilarious. 'INVISIBLE METADATA LOL'

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Ask Zack de la Rocha

As a huge RATM fan (nothing beats Morello's wrecking ball guitar), this had me in stitches.

How to eat cupcakes - a photoset on Flickr

Split it. Top it. Smoosh it.

SEC Chain Official Arrested After UGA-SC Game

'If you’ve got warrants, don’t appear on camera or take a weekend job where you will appear on camera in front of millions.'

Gunman crashes party, gets hugs

"Cha Cha" Rowan, 43, told the man, "Why don't you have a glass of wine with us?" The intruder had a sip of their Chateau Malescot St-Exupery and said, "Damn, that's good wine."

Judge aims to have pants suit ironed out next week

New headline of the day. No, the century.

Step 23

Step 23

Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi


From Google Maps' driving directions from NY to Dublin, Ireland. via kottke

polar bear lamps: Amateur Adventures in Whiskey/Rum Tasting: A New Series

"From my experience, this doesn't really seem to affect the whiskey's freshness because it's distilled rather than fermented like wine, but I could be wrong. Feel free to call me names and threaten to steal my milk money if this is the case."

National Taco Bell Boycott Petition

Not over E-coli, but this: "...to my surprise, as I asked for my usual Bean Burrito Especial ... the cashier informed me that Taco Bells nation-wide no longer sold the 99-cent, half-pound Bean Burrito Especial." I've missed you too, Bean Burrito Especial.
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